In her new book, I’ll Take Your Questions Now, former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham divulges all sorts of details about the Trumps, none of which are surprising, and all of which are deeply unflattering. The latest bit to be reported on involves Ivanka, an innocent hot dog vendor, and her deep obsession with controlling narratives in her futile quest to be the first female president.
According to Grisham, Donald Trump‘s eldest daughter seemed to be under the impression that the West Wing press offices were at her disposal whenever an uncomplimentary story about her personal life was reported in the press.
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One particular instance Grisham points to happened in 2018, when a story initially written in Emily Jane Fox’s book Born Trump: Inside America’s First Family, about the time Ivanka allegedly flashed a hot dog vendor in high school gained media traction.
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In the book, Fox quoted Ivanka’s childhood BFF, Lysandra Ohrstrom, who said:
One of the earliest memories I have of Ivanka from before we were friends is when she blamed a fart on a classmate. Some time later, she goaded me and a few other girls into flashing our breasts out the window of our classroom in what has since been labeled the “flashing the hot dog man” incident in Chapin lore. Ivanka had basically been the ringleader, but she pleaded her innocence to the headmistress and got off scot-free. The rest of us were suspended.
“She obviously had a Google alert set for her name and would go to Sean Spicer whenever a story about her popped up that she didn’t like, which was most of them, expecting us to push back,” Grisham writes. “That happened even if 90 percent of a story was positive. She would focus on obscure small facts that she didn’t like or claimed weren’t true.”
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According to Grisham, Ivanka was deeply bothered that the story about the time she allegedly sexually harassed a man had gotten out, afraid it would harm her chances of making history as America’s first female president.
“Responding to something like that would only amplify its importance and give more oxygen to the story,” Grisham continues. “But Ivanka didn’t see it that way … Image was everything in the Trump family, and Ivanka worked very hard to convey an image of perfection.”
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In a statement, Donald Trump’s spokesperson, Liz Harrington, called Grisham’s book “another pitiful attempt to cash in on the President’s strength and sell lies about the Trump family.”
Harrington also called Grisham “a disgruntled former employee” and said her publishers “should be ashamed of themselves for preying on desperate people who see the short-term gain in writing a book full of falsehoods.”
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Cam
A story Don Jr. or Eric told was that Ivanka broke a Chandelier in the house, then blamed her brothers and they were beaten for it.
Ivanka seems like she’s always been a monster.
Ken A.
D. Trump beat his children?
THAT Steve
Please. Trump had to have had a professional on staff for beating the boys. Those tiny hands would turn a spanking into a tickling.
Max
“…Ivanka worked very hard to convey an image of perfection.”
yup. she is the perfect /biCH/.
also, she held a can of beans perfectly.
KW1969
“One of the earliest memories I have of Ivanka from before we were friends is when she blamed a fart on a classmate.”
Not that I’m a fan of Ivanka’s but haven’t we all blamed a fart on somebody else??? I still do it and I’m 51 years old!!
barryaksarben
DO NOT try to let that lying bit*h off the hook. That was just ONE example of her constant lying. The American people may have voted for that turd that is her father but I dont see them voting for this poor excuse for a human being. SHe would slit that pig’s throat if she thought it could get her on any ballot even dog catcher. That is why we watch these trumps as like most insects they wont go away
Matthewnow
I’m not sitting next to you anymore.
ByeDump77
Mr. Ed will never be president. She should just give in to her looks, find a corn field and scare off crows.
stonercharles
Love It!!!!
fuzzywuzznt
See hUr next tuesday
Heywood Jablowme
Flashing a hot dog vendor wouldn’t hurt her chances of getting the R nomination. Republicans are all pervs nowadays, they like that stuff, in fact it’s pretty tame compared to most of them.
barryaksarben
HEr dad raw dogged a porn star so I dont think her little titty,s would be a deal breaker to the deplorables that are the new republicans
Kangol2
The only thing more I want to hear from Stephanie Grisham is testimony, sworn under oath, about her time in that White House, what she and others knew about the plans to subvert the lawful US election, all information she has about the January 6 attempted coup, other gross corruption she witnessed or participated in, and so forth. Rather than a book that the media are gobbling at like goats at a trough, tell it to Congress and a grand jury (or more than one) under oath. That won’t make up for having worked on behalf of the treasonous Don the Con, but it’s something nevertheless.
redzebra1
“in her futile quest to be the first female president” If her father could achieve it, she can too. Unfortunately! Again, none of what this woman is ‘revealing’ in her ‘tell-all’ book are real scandals. Yes, ‘unflattering’ as you said, but nothing we needed to hear except for comic relief.
Invader7
Why are we not surprised ? The whole family is crooked and just plain TRASH. From small Mushroom dick Agolf Twitterler on down, they’re all HORRIBLE, AWFUL disgusting , nasty, vile, wretched ,unseemly , repulsive pathetic excuses for human beings. Maybe they’ll ALL get Covid and do the world a BIG favor and end up dead ,dead, dead….