The second greatest bromance of our time rages on. (This is still our favorite.) An entire week has passed since we last wrote about James Franco (sniffing his genitals, mind you) so Jimbo did what he’s prone to do to get our attention: he posed for a photo with his arm around bestie Seth Rogen. Oh, and they’re both completely naked. Franco posted the pic to his Facebook page with a caption that reads “Boom boom, NAKED and Afraid.
Me and Seth, in the bush, naked, together. For reals.”
Of course, this is far from the first time Franco has teased us with nudity. For reals. In May, the multi-hyphenate actor posted a semi-nude pic with his hand pushing down his boxers past the point of modesty, but he deleted it few minutes later. He told David Letterman that he was just giving the people what they want. Amen, brother. And then there’s all the nude artwork Franco has created recreated of his buddy Rogen in the most revealing poses imaginable. And who can forget the twosome and their homoerotic spoofing of the the Kimye video?
Even today, just a few hours prior to the big reveal, Franco posted another, slightly more discreet photo with the caption “See if me and seth can make it, NAKED and AFRAID!!!! Wtf?! You’ll see……..”
Yeah, yeah…we get it Franco. You’re so secure and down with the gays, but enough is enough. Pony up and show us the goods already or put an end to the cockteasing.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Marc
This is getting pathetic. On our part. We are to be thrilled that we are acknowledged?
auntsharon
Looks like Franco’s going for the Tom Hardy look. Not working for me.
middleagespread
Is James trying to let his looks go? I fell hard for him in Spiderman, but damn in the last few weeks he just looks like Hell.
Cam
Could they look anymore awkward and uncomfortable in that picture? LOL They look at stilted as Jodie Foster and John Travolta hugging each other.
vive
Ok well, that’s a straight body… So much for the gay/bi rumors.
Jack86
Imma let u finish but Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart have one of the greatest bromances of all time . .. also I can’t be the only one tired of James Franco
gauty
I don’t care what anybody says, I would do absolutely unholy things to Seth Rogen. Every part of him is inviting to me; those dopey eyes, that stoner chuckle of his, the beard, the chunky body, the curly hair… GIMME!
rickhfx
Are they trying to make fun of us? I know most str8 people think we are clowns, perverts or to be pitied, or all three.
I am so over str8 people thinking that pretending they are gay is some how funny, Its about as funny as gay people pretending to be str8. When gay people “pretend” to be str8 it is to preserve their life from abuse or death, not funny at all.
Jack86
@rickhfx: you forgot the in denial reason…. those are actually hilarious
rickhfx
@ Jack86: Denial as in self loathing? Yes funny in a sad clown way. 🙁
SportGuy
Gross.
Dxley
That’s effin’ disturbing.
Pistolo
Oh god. Thanks, guys. Real hot, beating off right now (not). The joke is played out, you’re both SO NOT GAY but SO GAY, har-dee-har. I don’t think they’re homophobic but it’s like, let’s kick it up a notch, stop resorting to the whole concept of goofing on gay sex and sexuality.
Doughosier
Franco’s looks have gone IMO. Ten years ago he was a dream.
stranded
I actually did like Seth Rogen, but as of recently, i’m just tired of seeing him.
Saint Law
@Doughosier: “Franco’s looks have gone” declares random fug on internet.
SportGuy
@Doughosier:
Famous people can get fat just like unfamous people, lol.
hoarfrost
Yeah it’s pretty obvious they’re not nude in this picture. Especially Seth Rogen, it’s quite easy to see the nude thong/briefs he is wearing and the outline masked by the blurring, because he’s so hairy in other parts of his body, and the whole genital region looks just like a homogenous flat blob. There’s a little more colour variation on Franco’s nether regions but I remain dubious.
crowebobby
He already filmed the famous basketball game with his lovely uncut d*ck out. Why is all this new. Just wish I had saved the basketball game video.
ethan_hines
@crowebobby: are you referring to the short film James directed “The Feast of Stephen”?