Sen. Josh Hawley and his “manhood” are currently the laughingstock of Twitter after he launched a bizarre campaign to be the voice for marginalized straight white cisgender males in America.
It all started last week when he gave a whiny, hate-filled speech at the 2021 National Conservatism Conference, during which he complained about how straight, white, cisgender men like himself are being attacked by left-wing extremists and it has to stop because it’s turning them all into porn addicts.
Related: Josh Hawley implies he watches tons of porn and plays lots of video games in whiny little speech
Then over the weekend, the antigay senator told “Axios on HBO” that he plans to make toxic masculinity a signature political issue because far too many people on “the left” are telling good guys like him: “You’re part of the problem. … Your masculinity is inherently problematic.”
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This resulted Hawley getting a drag makeover on Twitter yesterday, followed by thousands of tweets mocking everything about him–from his fragile masculinity to his wine shopping habits.
Here’s what folx are saying…
https://twitter.com/ArtistAJ17/status/1457747291343933458
.@HawleyMO, I heard you describe your issues with your manhood. Sorry to hear you have feelings of inadequacy. Therapy would be more effective for you then publicly complaining. By the way, confident men who respect the women in their life, don't share your manhood problems.
— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) November 8, 2021
If Josh Hawley wants to make masculinity a campaign issue he can start by explaining this picture I took of him on Halloween. pic.twitter.com/G7glekJUfi
— Joe Keenan (@MrJoeKeenan) November 8, 2021
Shoutout to Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz. Nothing says “masculinity isn’t fragile” like crying about porn and video games or spending 2 days attacking a bird puppet online.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 8, 2021
Here’s Sen. Josh Hawley (Q-Missouri) demonstrating the “manly virtue” of being able to pick out the perfect bottle of wine to go with incessant whining… pic.twitter.com/SYGuJ1T6ES
— Route60plus (@Route_60plus) November 8, 2021
https://twitter.com/matthewjdowd/status/1457818985026752521
If Dems are attacking 'manhood', I'm pretty sure Josh Hawley is safe.
— Stormcrow (@duskstormcrow) November 2, 2021
Does Josh Hawley really think he’s gonna win votes by telling these guys to stop watching porn and playing video games? pic.twitter.com/kjX8TNyQhk
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) November 8, 2021
Josh Hawley strikes me as the kind of dude who cries while masturbating in front of a mirror.
— ?Reverend Aiden (@SweetFnLucifer) November 9, 2021
Josh Hawley kisses his wife like his parents are making him eat broccoli for the first time pic.twitter.com/oKgcsIcoqq
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 8, 2021
Josh Hawley is like if “the female orgasm is a myth” were a person.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 8, 2021
Man, the 2024 race is really heating up. This Josh Hawley attack on Ted Cruz and porn is vicious. pic.twitter.com/AFEl44LINR
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 8, 2021
Has Josh Hawley started his micro-penis Go Fund Me yet?
— Desdemona Rose Garden (@DesdemonaRoseG) November 8, 2021
Here’s Sen. Josh Hawley (Q-Missouri) working out, not “withdrawing into the enclave of idleness and pornography and video games.” There’s no crisis of “traditional manhood” for this senator! pic.twitter.com/rlpgCkfy4g
— Route60plus (@Route_60plus) November 9, 2021
https://twitter.com/geargodd/status/1457764068689727489
I agree with Betty pic.twitter.com/dnErBX3sl6
— Elisa Spencer (@ElisafromCA) November 8, 2021
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore
GayEGO
Oh my! What a pansy Josh Hawley is!
johncp56
Poor little man, yes the straights need more attention!! and help living there lives boo hoo, go sit on your mommies lap missy
JPB
OMG! What Betty White said! LMFAO!!
Fahd
He’s a traitor and should be prosecuted. He’s a pariah in the Senate and deservedly so. Keep him on every right-wing watch- a potentially dangerous, soulless bottom-feeder.
Max
there’s a lot of other GOP senate names that should go on that list as well. unfortunately, there are not enough “masculine” balls out there in the Republican Party to agree to any kind of expulsion.
CurtisIsTheOne
Laugh if you will. However, Hawley’s rant and crusade against CANCEL CULTURE “toxic masculinity” will probably ring true in Trump World. You gotta give the Repugnicans credit. They know how to turn hate into votes.
ShiningSex
Republicans are so dumb. Anyone from our community that is also republicans are just self loathing ignorant brats.
Mike Hunt
I could see him *doing* gay porn, now that I think about it.
Invader7
Republithugs are SELF LOATHING losers who have DEEP seated INFERIOTITY complexes… Poor little whiny dumb asses .. They deserve ALL the scorn coming their way…
TomG
So basically Hawley admitted that he is addicted to porn. I presume it’s gay porn and not straight.