Where’s Melania?
That’s what everyone’s been asking lately.
The ex-FLOTUS has been MIA since her 77-year-old husband announced his third run for the White House last November then got indicted one two three four times in three states and the District of Columbia.
Now, we finally have an answer.
Turns out, while he’s been trying to weasel out of nearly 100 criminal charges that could land him in prison for the rest of his life, she’s been busy cooking up a new grift, which she revealed on Twitter X last week.
Mrs. Trump announced the launch of her latest line of limited edition Christmas ornament NFTs… in September.
“I am pleased to continue USA Memorabilia’s tradition of celebrating the season with A Red, White and Blue Christmas,” she wrote. “This year, I found myself looking to my love for our great nation for inspiration. May everyone experience an abundance of peace & love during the holiday season.”
Melania unveiled five new ornaments, ranging from $35 to $45, for the 2023 holiday season. Each one comes with a matching 3D animated digital collectible.
In the past, the ex-FLOTUS, who famously claimed she didn’t “give a f*ck” about Christmas or Christmas decorations back in 2018, has only accepted payment for her NFTs via cryptocurrency, but she’s now allowing people to give her their money using a credit card.
Speaking to Meet the Press on Friday, the one-term, twice-impeached, four-time indicted ex-president called his wife a “private person” and said she’ll be joining him on the campaign trail “pretty soon,” though he didn’t indicate exactly when.
“When it’s appropriate,” he said, vaguely. “She’s a private person, a great person, a very confident person and she loves our country very much. And honestly, I like to keep her away from it. It’s so nasty and so mean.”
Earlier this month, Trump was trolled at an Iowa State football game with a “Where’s Melania?” banner that was flown over the stadium.
In addition, flyers were being distributed amongst the crowd claiming the ex-FLOTUS was “missing” and urging anyone who’s seen her to please call the Mar-a-Lago security office ASAP.
“WHERE IS THIS WOMAN???” the flyers read, with a photo of Melania. “WHERE IS OUR FIRST LADY? WHY IS DONALD TRUMP HIDING HER? WE MISS HER.”
Melania’s latest line of Christmas ornament NFTs must be ordered by October 1 for delivery before the holidays. Hurry now while supplies last!
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Worthless pos creature
frapachino
And you sound like a benevolent loving saint!
abfab
And you sound like someone who would kiss both of the Trump’s asses if only you could.
Winsocki
Yes, much work….like flying to Texas for photo ops. La Publicite’ Anxious for Red Christmas …Theme…The Hunger.
RomanHans
“It’s so nasty and so mean.”
POLITICS is nasty? Even four-year-olds have seen your wife’s boobs.
Matthewnow
Ex-whore, current whore, ALWAYS a whore. I think she’s fantastic!
P. Stone
ShaverC
Context is everything people… that statement was made during the summertime when Melania was working to reunite migrant children with their parents. Stephanie Wolkoff edited the recording to remove any context. Even the very anti-Trump SNOPES printed the a larger portion of the discussion the two had to put that one sentence in context.
abfab
Brilliance.
RyanMBecker
When did she work to reunite migrant children? According to reports, she was a mere figurehead and did nothing at all. In other words, her time was only taken to do photo ops.
If any migrant child was reunited, it certainly wasn’t because of Melania. She had neither the education, skills or interest for the task.
Unlike other First Ladies, she truly resented the title, and didn’t really have any causes before the White House. Other First Ladies had political backgrounds where charitable causes was a must. Melania, on the other hand, was not known for any charity work in Manhattan or anywhere else. She basically lived a lazy life of luxury, never contributing to society — just like the other Mrs. Trumps (Ivanka famously said that she wouldn’t want to be Czech ambassador because she would have to give up Summers in New York and Winters in Saint Tropez).
In all seriousness, do you know anyone who has benefited from Melania’s “Be Best” campaign? Does anyone even know what it was about?
RIGay
Well, Donald sure and heck ain’t payin’ for her airfare back to Europe!
abfab
”And honestly, I like to keep her away from it. It’s so nasty and so mean.”
LOL
frapachino
Come on enough of the bullying of this woman. She is far removed from the oval office now time to move on. And no that doesn’t mean I am a right wing fanatic Trump supporter.
abfab
Yeah, it kind of does.
ZzBomb
Nah, it’s not over for me until her husband rots in jail and she’s been deported back to whatever cheap strip club she came from in the old soviet bloc.
frapachino
@ abfab well of course to someone like you it does.
abfab
Face it frap. Your kind are in the minority here and in the greater Gay community at large.
RyanMBecker
Far removed? Did you not read that she’s going to join Trump on the campaign trail? Sorry, she never apologized for her role in getting Trump elected. Just like she never apologized for lying about the speech that she plagiarized from Michelle Obama. Sure, she can blame her speechwriter. After all, no one with a brain would believe that Melania could’ve have written an English paragraph, much less a speech. But she was stupid and vain enough to previously tell a reporter that she wrote most of the speech herself. Busted!
RyanMBecker
I don’t think you know the definition of “bullying.” Do you seriously think she reads Queerty? Or are you accusing Queerty readers of hounding her, invading her privacy? I think you’ve confused us with Trump supporters. They’ve been accused of bullying, threatening and doxing Trump critics — and even the judges, prosecutors, witnesses and potential jurors in his many trials.
Sorry, but criticizing Melania on public media is hardly “bullying.”
Kangol2
She’s a lying birther witch married to and enabling the psychopathic Orange Ogre cult leader of the Republican Party. She isn’t “far removed” from anything except the truth.
sfhairy
NFTs are still a thing? I thought that market quickly died out.
abfab
We’re talking about Melania Trump here, so……….how would she know? She’s not the brightest ornament on the tree.
RyanMBecker
We’re talking about dumb hicks who truly believe that Trump NFTs would be their ticket to a comfy retirement. And we’re talking about two amoral grifters who don’t care that their victims are among the least educated and most vulnerable.
bachy
Am I the only one who can’t access the comments on the adjacent a-hole serenade article entitled, “LISTEN: The 10 best bops celebrating the joys of backdoor fun”?
Thad
You’re stuck with the comments here. Frankly, Melania’s NFTs are more boring.
peluzo
“The ex-FLOTUS has been MIA since her 77-year-old husband announced his third run for the White House last November…”
4th run for the White House Queerty! He also lost in 2000. Shame on you for diminshing Donald’s impeccable record at losing
Robert Bradley
That is the last fvcking whore I’d give credit card information to.
abfab
Really! Can you imagine doing that? Idiots.
Tad
The fact that it looks like some Nazi war medal is a just a coincidence I suppose. Have we ever seen a more sleazy or despicable couple in the WH? Appalling doesn’t even do her justice.
mateo
Every year for the past few decades, Swarovski has come out with a “Christmas Star”. I think it would behoove some intrepid detective to examine and compare past models of the Swarovski ornament to this thing that Melanoma’s selling. It could be that we’ll end up having another Michelle Obama speech on our hands!
randile
Those ornaments should find their way to the same discount stores as her daughter in laws clothing and shoes.