Perhaps feeling his fans and followers had become too docile and complacent in recent days, Nick Jonas decided to rile up the troops by posting a shirtless pic to Instagram. No warning. No foreshadowing. And in the blink of an eye, we awake to a whole new world — one that includes one more shirtless photo of Nick friggin’ Jonas.
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“My yankees hat looks very cool in the background in black and white,” he writes coyly.
Classic misdirection:
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Since he posted the image, the Internet now looks like this:
Developing.
ChrisK
I didn’t realize he was so tiny @ 5’7. I guess it’s the Tom Cruise effect. You don’t notice it till he’s next to someone of average height.
jeff1370
Tiny? 5’7″ isn’t tiny. I doubt he isn’t “tiny” anywhere.
ChrisK
I’m 6’4 so yes. Tiny.
ChrisK
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I think pocket gays are hot.
Rex Huskey
ChrissyK: I bet you are one fugly drag queen at 6’4″ 326 lbs. EEEK!!
crowebobby
How can a musical-comedy kid from age six be bad ass? He’s still hot, but for me he was so much hotter without all the hothouse muscle. I know the business he’s in demands all this fake macho crap, but he’ll always be “cute” to me.
ChrisK
You mean when he was a kid? You do realize how pervy you sound.
dinard38
ChrisK, he always sounds pervy. From the comments he posts, seems like he likes young, pubescent, twinks. From his pic, looks like he’s in his 60s or 70s so yeah, that’s a bit pervy/creepy.
Frank
Yes EVERY comment that crowebobby makes screams of the old pervy man from Family Guy….
Josh447
Hmm, I’m not looking at the Yankee hat.
skilos
He’s really looking old.
Fakerobot12
He looks 25/26, which turns out is exactly how old he is….so he’s not “looking old.” He just looks his age.
There are tons of guys that are younger than him but look far older.
I though a 23 year old was 30+ the other day.
draven
These guys with this body type are always like 5’6”-5’8”.
With short legs.
Duh…..
I’m 6’3”.25/190lbs strapping from head to toe. I’m a mixture of 7 ethnic groups. I’ve been told I’m very handsome. I’m not vain or narcissistic either.
My ex is his size……my ex ….he was hot as heck….as far as face and everything….mix race also but not mixed with as many ethnic groups as me.
Very good looking though.
Frank
WOW you wrote a lot to convince others of something that you dream about yourself and the person you have “dated”
So either you post a picture (yes via link) of HOW STRAPPING YOU ARE, with your 7 ethnic groups or you are nothing more than an internet dreamer and liar…
SiamSam
More teenage girl first boy crush drivel. Queerty, lift your game.
Ummmm Yeah
And now he’ll be accused of gay baiting again because all the gay blogs stole his picture off his Instagram account.
Donald Dork
Woof!
crowebobby
dinard38: I’m 80, thank you. And, yes, I find straight-looking twinks particularly attractive. I haven’t been sexually active for several years, but if I were, I’d still be looking for the smooth, beardless. cute (think Keanu Reeves in “Parenthood”) guy, who would mostly (but not necessarily) be a hustle. There are an endless supply of 18 to 22 year olds of this type in Rome and Berlin . . . not to mention Scandinavia and Russia. (The Russians are probably the hottest, but for obvious reasons best left alone.) I’ve never been looking for a “partner for life” so it doesn’t matter how much we have in common to “talk about” as you girls keep going on about. I don’t want or need your approval anymore than you want or need Anita Bryan’s approval. I’ve never had sex with a minor and I’ve never had any sexual desires that have been deemed pathological since homosexuality was removed from the list by the APA. “Perv” and “pedophile” have very specific legal and psychological meanings and are not “in the eye of the beholder.” Meanwhile, chacun son goût.
MikeE
No, being your age and still interested in guys below 20 is “pervy”. It’s the very definition of it.
If you haven’t matured enough to be interested in men closer to your age, there’s something wrong with you.
crowebobby
MikeE: No, it’s YOUR definition of “pervy.” Pull up photos of Ava Gardner and Lena Horne at 16 and I think you’ll agree that 99.9% of the heterosexual men in this country would have found them sexually attractive. Screwing them is a whole different story. Having an “interest” in men my age and being sexually attracted to them are also two different things. I’m attracted to the same type of male that Michelangelo, Donatello, da Vinci, Caravaggio, Shakespeare and tens of thousands of other artists, poets. kings and commoners have been attracted to and sung the praises of throughout the centuries. Just because your generation has been cowed into a heteronormative view of all things sexual to avoid any chance of being falsely labelled pedophiles by assholes who have no idea what the word means, you don’t get a collective right to discard a concept of beauty that has been around for all of recorded history. And don’t forget not long ago being homosexual was thought to be a sign of arrested development . . . of not having “matured” enough to move on from adolescent homoeroticism to mature male/female sexuality of adulthood.
MikeE
BS.
All your justifications mean nothing.
You’re not well.
You shouldn’t be sexually attracted to what are essentially children. You are a perv.
crowebobby
You have NO justification. Bye. Have a great life.