As the author of two books about how to be a successful businesswoman–2009’s The Trump Card: Playing to Win in Work and Life and 2017’s Women Who Work: Rewriting the Rules for Success–you’d think Ivanka Trump would be better at rebranding herself.
The former first daughter has been struggling bigly to rehabilitate her image after leaving Washington, D.C. almost two years ago following four years working for the most hateful, divisive, and destructive president in modern American history, who, oh yeah, also happens to be her father.
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Ivanka’s latest image rehab attempt came on Tuesday, when she posed for photos at a food bank holding potatoes and green peppers, which she handed out to starving families in North Carolina.
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“On this #GivingTuesday, I joined @RipeRevival to distribute their beautiful, locally sourced fresh+nutritious produce to food insecure families in rural NC,” she tweeted. “Organizations like this revive communities thru food & foster connectivity between America’s small farms & hungry families.”
On this #GivingTuesday, I joined @RipeRevival to distribute their beautiful, locally sourced fresh+nutritious produce to food insecure families in rural NC. Organizations like this revive communities thru food & foster connectivity between America’s small farms & hungry families. pic.twitter.com/Iflzsiquzv
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) November 30, 2022
She followed that up with a picture of herself embracing a young child in front of a food truck.
“Met this sweet girl today,” she tweeted. “Join me in supporting families this holiday season through @RipeRevival.”
Met this sweet girl today ??
Join me in supporting families this holiday season through @RipeRevival #givingtuesday ?????https://t.co/fxIa6hJhkP pic.twitter.com/EQ6PzYAnOf
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) November 30, 2022
Normally, we’re all for a person giving back to underserved communities. We think that’s great! Except when that same person also worked as a top aide for a presidential administration that staged a failed coup and is currently ensnared in a $250 million business fraud lawsuit in New York. Then when we start to get suspicious about what their motivations for “giving back” might be.
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If Ivanka really wanted to contribute to low-income communities in a meaningful way, she wouldn’t be posing for photos handing out russet potatoes and green peppers on a random Tuesday afternoon. She could use some of the $640 million she pocketed while “working” the White House, plus the $2 billion her husband Jared got from the Saudis shortly after leaving Washington, D.C., to make a true, long-term impact in their lives.
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Of course, why would she do that when she could spend that money on more fun things? Like taking luxurious trips with her kids all around the world.
Two days before her North Carolina photo opp, Ivanka was in Qatar rubbing elbows with homophobes and anti-Semites in the VIP section at the World Cup whilst turning a blind eye to the human rights violations happening in that country.
And a few days before that, she was living out her best Raiders of the Lost Ark white girl fantasy riding camels in the deserts of Egypt.
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After her father announced his third bid for the White House last month (ugh!), Ivanka issued a statement saying she’ll be sitting this campaign out.
“I love my father very much. This time around, I’m choosing to prioritize my young children and the private life we are creating as a family,” she told Fox News Digital. “I do not plan to be in politics. While I will always love and support my father, going forward I will do so outside the political arena.”
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A few days later, an “anonymous source” (read: Ivanka) told Us Weekly that she was absolutely serious about no longer wanting to be involved in politics and that there’s nothing her father could do to make her reconsider.
“Even if her dad begged her to be involved in his campaign again, Ivanka would turn it down flat,” the source said. “Her priority is to pursue a calm, low-key life now and enjoy her new professional start in the private sector, raise her family and stay away from the circus and volatility that will surely be coming along with her dad’s campaign.”
Here’s how folx reacted to her tweet about giving back this week…
If you really believed in what you were doing, you wouldn’t need a photo op. Grifter just keeps grifting.
— Alexander Mahoun 🏴 🇺🇦🌻🦄 (@GaelAmadan) November 30, 2022
Speaking of food what’s your thought on dinner with Fuentes?
— Squirrel🇺🇦🌻🇺🇸🇵🇱 (@Squirrels1963) November 30, 2022
— you don’t know me (@la_crawley) November 30, 2022
Did you also steal from the charity while you were there?
— Survivingnsweatpants (@Mominsweats) November 30, 2022
Reminds me of Ivanka hawking those Goya beans.
— Virginia Loughner (@VirginiaLoughn1) November 30, 2022
Pumping up locally grown food picked by immigrants while wearing all of your made in China clothing line, you are some kind of a hypocrite.
— UncleTummy triple Pfizer Shot. (@UncleTummyTX) November 30, 2022
Aren’t you embarrassed?
— AirCornell (@aircornell) November 30, 2022
Community service comes after you’ve been released.
— R Fountain_8 (Die Hard is a Christmas movie) (@rfountain_8) November 30, 2022
Nice of you, but still and always a grifter.
— KLO 🇺🇦 🌊 🌊 🌊 (@korrgardener) November 30, 2022
Nice “humble brag”…though nothing about it is humble.
— Carol🦋Vote Blue All the Way 🦋 H (@chflutter) November 30, 2022
mattDq
look for a penis for the night on the site -> hot4.app
Kinkslola
shriveled gherkin alert
radiooutmike
Get away from her, you bitch!
Paris in Santiago
Ah, Aliens 2 reference. I adore you!
Stan H
She is a 100% fraud. Even her voice comes across as fake. Her voice is even worse than the one used by Elizabeth Holmes.
surfnspy
I’d only we could stop posting about he and the entire Dump klan.
Paris in Santiago
I think Ivanka is escorting that little girl to an ICE detention cage. You know, like her father would want her to do.
Max
her actual success is in fooling the people into subscribing to her socials, buying her branded products, and believing anything she says is actually legitimate.
it was really disgusting how she traveled with her father to international meetings and insinuated herself into everything that she had no business to be a part of.
LumpyPillows
Benedict Arnold would have better luck at re-branding. No one needs or wants Ivanka.
cuteguy
If the can of Goya beans was alive it would have the same reaction as that little girl in the pic.
bafoxe2
ahahahha)))
Mr. Stadnick
I envy the young kids who when they grow up are adults won’t know who Ivanka and her cabal were.
Jimmynj
If she truly believed in giving back, she would do it quietly and spent some of the $640 million she and that creep she’s married to grifted while in the White House. You could put lipstick on a pig, and it’s still a pig.