The weather outside is frightful, but any of these guys warming our beds would be utterly delightful. We teamed up with our friends at Astroglide to come up with a wish-list of eligible bachelors that we’d be proud to bring home to Mama.
We’d also want to be well-stocked with Astroglide if a miracle happened and one of these gents actually managed to find their way into our bedrooms in the coming year.
But since that’s just innocent daydreaming, good thing the stuff works great solo, too.
Perhaps the most eligible bachelor of the moment (as if there were such a thing) would have to be the newly single Robbie Rogers. Despite being a star athlete with flawless looks, he is shockingly down-to-earth. Modesty can be a delicious dish if served properly. He came out only two years ago at age 25, and we certainly wouldn’t mind showing him some more tricks of the trade.
The dashing 37-year-old has everything we like in a man. In addition to being tall, dark, and handsome, he’s talented, outspoken, and looks great soaked in creamy white milk, as evidenced by this photo.
Rep. Brian Sims
Sexy beefcake Brian Sims, Philadelphia’s first openly gay lawmaker, won our hearts when he posted a #tbt photo of that time he played football for Bloomsburg University of Pennsylvania. But despite 15 years having passed since he’s donned a helmet, Brian is only getting better with age. Woof.
CNN news anchor Don Lemon could look like a troll, and he’d still make our list based purely on his astoundingly pleasant voice. It’s like butter. But luckily for him (and us), he also happens to be devilishly good looking. Here he is delivering his thoughts on why it’s still important to come out in today’s world. Swoon.
42-year-old single dad Ricky Martin is everything we’d want in a family man — mature, kind, and can still totally rock a pair of boxers and nothing else.
Billy was the second wave of country singer to come out in late 2014, but that doesn’t make him a backup choice in our book. The 26-year-old can twang his way into our heart any time he wants.
Did you know Frank started his career as a ghostwriter for the likes of John Legend, Brandy and Justin Bieber? Add that to the list of what makes him phenomenally talented and throw in the fact that he’s oh-so-easy on the eyes and we have ourselves one very attractive star. Now if only he’d release another album.
Andrew is a triple threat. He acts — he’s hilarious in the HBO show Girls. He sings — The Book Of Mormon soundtrack just wouldn’t be the same without him. And he dances, in heels. Not many people can squeeze into Hedwig’s heel on Broadway. This one has the moves.
Bottoms of the world take note — Bravo’s it-boy Andy Cohen is down to be the big spoon, and can give you all the behind-the-scenes Real Housewives dirt.
If power is a turn-on, how’s the head of the number 5 ranked Fortune 500 company sound? Nab this silver fox and you can not only expect to be kept up-to-date on all the latest Apple gadgets, you’ll never have to wait in line at the genius bar ever again.