There are many words that come to mind to describe this group of British pals — stupid, belligerent and beefy to name a few.
But hey, at least they aren’t homophobic? Is that progress? We’re not really sure.
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What we are sure about, however, is this is unquestionably the dumbest thing you will see today:
How about we take this to the next level?
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Posted by Abel MacBerry on Monday, June 29, 2015
Dana Gray-Lanyo
what was the point LOL~~
Alexis Barros
The British are known to be really stupid, horrendous drunks.
Derek Perron
They’re cute, but stupid. Do they realize when wrestlers do it the furniture is pre cut to break ?
Ladbrook
Nothing a good Dom wouldn’t cure. Clearly, he’s in need of one.
broadshoulder
Bunch of bloody scousers..
Xzamilio
That was so stupid!!! Put the cigarette down next time!!!
charlie_jackpot
The British Heterosexual male is a very odd beast
Bauhaus
Let me guess, that foreplay fuckwittery ended with bro-jobs, a circle jerk, and a cuddle-puddle.
David G. Abler
Pretty snd stupid. That used to be just my type
Andre Van Der Merwe
Dum idiots
Douglas Schlitz
Stoooopid !
Prinny
Kids these days are such idiots
Mack
A bunch of drunks. Wait until they’re sober and they will feel it then. The one in the shorts has a nice bulge going though.
Jacob23
Queerty commenters:
“What a bunch of dumb hetero boys, risking injury for a few minutes of fun! Well, time to hit up Grindr for another sexual encounter with a complete stranger!”
K Patrick McCarthy
Drunk Brits acting stupid? Imagine that !
Raz Carmichael
But why?
Ladbrook
@Jacob23: LOL
Kevin J Desmond
And afterwards they went up stairs for a game of naked leap frog.
Adam Hackel
We’ve finally made it! Gay people can be stupid too!
Tommysole
Ummmmmmmmm, Stupid assholes.
MarionPaige
Funny how they seem to genuinely like each other, stands in contrast to what they are doing
Taylor Ruparel
Tess Healy it’s back
Hussain-TheCanadian
I don’t think I understood what I just saw.
Jim DelRae
WTF ?
Gerd Wiesner
so stupid!!!
Richard Diment
They we’re having a laugh, so doesn’t matter why they did it as they only hurt themselves.
Hans Versluys
Applied BDSM.
Michael Miller
This is what happens when your brain is poached in testosterone and alcohol, kiddos.
Michiel Naude
Shaking my head..
Manny Yoko
WTFâ?¼ï¸
Peter Smith
Drunk gay northern boys on steroids. Umm. How delicious.
Michael Woodruff
I’ve definitely seen dumber.. on a regular basis. Still pretty dumb though.. the jackass generation
Will Moor
@Xzamilio: LMAO
David Peterson
Pretty and stupid! That use to be my type!
James Sigmon
No point
blackberry finn
How is it different from any contact sport?
Billy Budd
If they can tolerate this kind of pai, I am sure they can easily take it up the butt.
Avery Alvarez
Bollocks!
Billy Budd
paiN
Glücklich
Dumb fucking yobs.
Donald A Nottingham
Really?
Kieran
Another bottle and they’d be completely nude.
Will Glitzern
I liked it when he helped him stand up
NoCagada
@Jacob23: And Ashley Madison worked well for that fishy stinky fingered Duggar boy
Stephen Meeks
Jeez. What a bunch of idiots. Hopefully they won’t spread their genes.
Cagnazzo82
Young, dumb, and full of, well… you get the rest.
Full of BOOZE!… obviously (amongst other things 🙂
Aromaeus
So still no article on the civil rights leader who passed or David Denson, the minor league baseball player who is the first to come out while still playing? I wonder what these two have in common that would make you ignore their stories. hmmm
jasentylar
I thought it was hilarious. Especially when the idiot hit him the third time and the chair slipped and hit him wrong.
Ian Simpson
That’s why i don’t drink, I’m daft enough without it.
enlightenone
@Hussain-TheCanadian: “…I don’t think I understood what I just saw.”
If you have half a brain, you wouldn’t. Tragically, there are plenty of low-esteem gay guys who would love to be banged by these idiots!
Glücklich
@Aromaeus:
You’re looking for journalism. Wrong site, bud.
enlightenone
@Aromaeus: “…So still no article on the civil rights leader who passed…”
That’s because Queerty hasn’t found a shirtless picture of Julian Bond standing next to straight, I mean bisexual, sorry gay Tom Daley!!!!
Trailerchef Sandy Davis
Natural selection should be left alone in this case.
Finrod
Rule, Britannia.
Blackceo
@Aromaeus:
Speak on it!!!!!!
Anywho……this video is old as hell. Y’all late on this one. Someone must have been trolling YouTube and found it.
Cagnazzo82
@Finrod: More like cringe Britannia.
Churchill must be spinning like a top as we speak.
Cagnazzo82
@Aromaeus: Julian Bond I don’t think was gay, so that’s not relevant.
David Denson should’ve gotten at least a mention somewhere, since he could break some real ground if he makes it to the major leagues.
DutchGay
Guess they just needed to find an excuse for a kiss. Next time…. just kiss 🙂
Louis
The kiss was very sweet and they are a nice looking couple but what the hell was the point of this?
Why are so many young people nowadays doing wreckless and dangerous things like this all the time?
The fact that there are actually people who light themselves on fire and post it on youtube is a very scary and unsettling part of todays society.
What goes through these peoples minds when they do things like this especially when they are NOT drunk or on drugs?
Smh.
David Campbell
I don’t know if that will be THE dumbest thing I will see today…after all Donald Trump is running for president.
Stache99
@Louis: “Why are so many young people nowadays doing wreckless and dangerous things”
Part of the deal of that age range. Always been and always will.
martinbakman
Love when the gravelly voiced old drunk encourages them
“Come on then!”
Kalman Nagy Urr
This stupid our young become… you all should be ashamed!
Matthew T Langan
So hot so stupid
scotshot
@Alexis Barros: All drunks are stupid and horrendous.
Juanjo
Young, dumb and full of cum. Okay.
ParisNat
Bunch of wankers, if you ask me.
British at its very worst.
ParkerSparx
@Cagnazzo82: Mr. Julian bond fought for the civil rights of ALL people. He was a very vocal pro gay supporter even in the black church where his fight for equality for LGBTQ people wasn’t always popular. RIP Julian Bond.
UltimateSin
I’m pretty sure my IQ just dropped a few points from watching that.
Louis
@Stache99: Smh it’s sad I mean jumping off roofs, lighting themselves on fire, running head first into walls, etc…
Maybe it’s a chemical imbalance in their brains that makes them think these stupid acts are actually smart and wise things to do.
Or maybe these people simply need common sense nowadays which seems to be lacking a LOT nowadays with the youth of this country.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
My people! Muthafukin pride i’m feeling now
madc090
First rule of Fight Club, don’t talk about Fight Club.
James Wilbanks
The phrase ” dumb as a box of rocks ” effen stupid !!
SteveDenver
A perfect illustration of misguided masculinity as explored in the documentary THE MASK YOU LIVE IN. They are insecure in their own masculinity, so they have to prove it constantly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc45-ptHMxo
Jacob23
@SteveDenver: Translation: You are insecure because you were a girly boy and couldn’t bond with other guys, so now you project your inadequacies onto these lads.
IainDH
But seriously – I don’t understand this video, and I’m from the UK/Midlands. That is – why did they kiss on the mouth? What had that to do with anything that followed? I can see that they must be pissed, but the kiss seems so peculiar. I’m asking this question of a few commentors here, trying to figure this out. This video struck me as the oddest thing I’ve seen yet on Queerty.
IainDH
@Peter Smith: But seriously – I don’t understand this video, and I’m from the UK/Midlands. That is – why did they kiss on the mouth? What had that to do with anything that followed? I can see that they must be pissed, but the kiss seems so peculiar. I’m asking this question of a few commentors here, trying to figure this out. This video struck me as the oddest thing I’ve seen yet on Queerty.
IainDH
@Derek Perron: But seriously – I don’t understand this video, and I’m from the UK/Midlands. That is – why did they kiss on the mouth? What had that to do with anything that followed? I can see that they must be pissed, but the kiss seems so peculiar. I’m asking this question of a few commentors here, trying to figure this out. This video struck me as the oddest thing I’ve seen yet on Queerty.
mz.sam
What a waste of digital footage with (sweet) kiss. Much rather see these hot Brit studs flip-flop!
mauikamaaina
Befuddled? The explanation is simple. They are sadomasochists.
stranded
Just stop watching after 5 seconds and enjoy the cute kiss.
seasailor
Not unlike drunk American rednecks , whom I could share rather more ‘dumb’ drunk antics if you want to get nationalistic. This behavior is international I can assure you.
unforgiving elephant
But if you listen real close immediately after the kiss the guy behind the camera whispers what sounds like “ahhh faggot” Turn up the volume
BikerPup
That blond guy has a nice package.
But it he was going to bust my ass, it wouldn’t be with a chair!
LOL