The Olympics kicked off this week in Pyeongchang and has already shattered a world record: The Olympic Village will provide more condoms to athletes than ever before.
Just imagine that scene… Athletes at the top of their game, who’ve spent all year tunnel-visioned on the Games, training tirelessly at the expense of a social life, suddenly all in one place to compete and celebrate.
But before the Village gets all Caligula, there will be flirting; so much flirting.
And judging by this video from Cosmopolitan, Team USA is going to need to work on its pickup lines.
Side note — this is what a speed skater’s legs look like, just so we all know: