The Olympics kicked off this week in Pyeongchang and has already shattered a world record: The Olympic Village will provide more condoms to athletes than ever before.

Just imagine that scene… Athletes at the top of their game, who’ve spent all year tunnel-visioned on the Games, training tirelessly at the expense of a social life, suddenly all in one place to compete and celebrate.

But before the Village gets all Caligula, there will be flirting; so much flirting.

Related: Get intimately acquainted with the U.S. bobsledding team

And judging by this video from Cosmopolitan, Team USA is going to need to work on its pickup lines.

Watch below as ten U.S. Olympians — including Gus Kenworthy and a bobsledder — seductively awkwardly strip while testing out some cheesy lines (spoiler: there are many variations on “coming first”):

Side note — this is what a speed skater’s legs look like, just so we all know:

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