The Olympics kicked off this week in Pyeongchang and has already shattered a world record: The Olympic Village will provide more condoms to athletes than ever before.
Just imagine that scene… Athletes at the top of their game, who’ve spent all year tunnel-visioned on the Games, training tirelessly at the expense of a social life, suddenly all in one place to compete and celebrate.
But before the Village gets all Caligula, there will be flirting; so much flirting.
Related: Get intimately acquainted with the U.S. bobsledding team
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And judging by this video from Cosmopolitan, Team USA is going to need to work on its pickup lines.
Watch below as ten U.S. Olympians — including Gus Kenworthy and a bobsledder — seductively awkwardly strip while testing out some cheesy lines (spoiler: there are many variations on “coming first”):
Side note — this is what a speed skater’s legs look like, just so we all know:
trelin
Aww Gus pretending he’s so innocent.
ElPillo
He’s sooooooo awkward here
skilos
Gus acts so modest here, but can’t wait to strip for the gays rags.
OrchidIslander
Whew! Those speedskater’s thighs!
Magnificent!
Xzamilloh, where you at???
LOL
Xzamilloh
I wanted him to turn around. This video was homophobic
OzJosh
This is now celebrities get themselves into such trouble. Every one of these guys knew the lines they were given were tacky and borderline offensive, yet they all went ahead and complied. And you have a whole team of Cosmo execs and their advertising guys standing behind the cameras, watching every one of these guys pretty much telling them this campaign sucks and makes them highly uncomfortable, and yet they remain insanely committed to it. And while they have what seems like a bunch of really nice guys adopting the persona of some unreconstructed sleaze bag, I’ll bet that they have a Cosmo writer working on another article about the sexual divide and “why men just don’t get it”.
scotshot
Get over yourself.
zzzzzzz
beachcomberT
Exactly, O.J. I wonder if the guys had to sign a release saying that they wouldn’t sue Cosmo for harassment or psychological injury.
ElPillo
The luge!!!!!! ????
ProfessorMoriarty
Chris Mazdzer. Daaaaamn.
And am I the only one whose g-dar pegs around John Daly?
rgk
He was the hottest one, sexy, wry grin, stunning body and those nipples!!! HOT
SPEEDOSWIMMER
OMG….. I’m in jock heaven!
got me all nicely moist and sopping WET…
*cooter snapping*
Godabed
Hard Pass