Britney Spears' guest spot on How I Met Your Mother brought in some ratings - and laughs - but Neil Patrick Harris doesn't want to make a habit of it:

"I'm in the minority that our show does not need stunt casting in order to succeed," Harris declared
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"I worry that if they start `Will and Grace'-ing us too much, that the show will suffer. And we're all really proud of the content of the show. I mean, viewership is not our game. It's the network and the studio's game, you know. It's the promotion department's game," the actor, who plays womanizer Barney, told The Associated Press in an interview last week.

Boy, this gay really let's it all hang out…

It's finally here! Britney's How I Met Your Mother guest spot! OMG!

Okay, that's all the excitement we can muster. We will say, however, that Spears does a great job playing crazy in these two funny, smart and great clips.

Is it too early for aural? No, we didn't think so. Anyway, here's Britney Spears' video for "Break The Ice".

Note that the pop star covered herself in cartoon antics, which we prefer to her disgraceful reality.

Now that he's won Project Runway, Christian Siriano's got a new mission: save Britney Spears. Via AfterElton:

AE: I read in an interview with you that you said you wanted to save Britney Spears because she needs the gays.
CS: [laughing] She does. I know.

AE: Tell me what you’d do.
CS: Oh, my god. Listen, have you ever noticed Britney has no gays? She has no little fairies running around helping her. I don’t understand that.

AE: I know.
CS: It’s really horrible. Now I said to a producer once that I wanted to do a reality show called Project Britney instead of Project Runway, where I would take Britney for the next six months and I would do hair, makeup, wardrobe every day for her and become her personal staff every day. And then of course I would be, hello, the thanks that everyone has to give for saving Britney, ‘cause I would totally save her whole image and – oh my god, it would be flawless.

Christian, honey, you're all fierce or whatever, but it's going to take a bit more than a new look to save that girl. A time machine would be a good start…

Uber-queer Chris Crocker makes an expletive-laden return to YouTube this week.

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Marcus Patrick admits that he loves publicity, even when it's bad. And you can bet he got plenty of it after posing for Playgirl last year. Not only did some tabloids rake him, but he wonders whether the fill frontal spread cost him his job on Days of Our Lives. Producers say otherwise.

Regardless, the British born actor has moved on and is currently in New York to promote the DVD of his most recent flick, Descent, which also stars Rosario Dawson. As part of his publicity tour, Patrick will be appearing at the mind-numbingly popular Splash Bar in New York this evening, where he'll shake his money maker for many-a-homo.

We're not ones for slip and slide, so our editor opted to meet Patrick at a nice, sanitary office earlier this super Tuesday. Old Belonsky braved Patrick's devastating good looks, fruit munching and not-so-subtle crotch caressing to get to the thick of Marcus Patrick. The results are - expansive.

Patrick discusses his boy band days, being kidnapped, Britney Spears, blow jobs and his fascination with "real life" - after the jump, of course.

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Britney Spears is back in the psych ward. Doctors are giving her an "evaluation". C'mon! It doesn't take a doctor to figure out this girl is nuts.