Andy Cohen’s thighs, Matt Lister’s pits, & Laith Ashley’s VPL

This week Donald Trump declared Madonna “disgusting,” Tom Daley got caught sexting videos to fans, and the gays planned a major LGBT march on Washington (y’all ready?!). Here’s what happened on Instagram:

Luke Evans was bloodied and bruised.

Bloodied and bruised. #10×10

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Andy Cohen opened up at the gym.

Repping Erika Jayne at the gym this morning!

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Derrick Gordon checked his gains at the window.

I'm Just A Gentle GIANT ?

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Pietro Boselli sported a mullet.

TB to when I went surfing ? wearing a speedo and golden wig ? with @portstephenssurfschool and a bunch of sharks ? ?

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Joe Jonas glistened.

?? put me in coach ?? @avaknightboxing ? @dennisleupold

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Cameron Dallas cooled off.

Cooooooling down after running around the room a million times ? @mrmikerosenthal

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Brazilian model Vitor Castro grabbed a handful.

@vitorcastrovdg by @beto_urbano – coitus online #coitusmagazine #coitus #magazine #boy #cute #model

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Blake Skjellerup kissed a puppy.

Laith Ashely had a post-shower #bodyparty.

Don Lemon sat with a legend.

Happy birthday to a national treasure. #happybirthdaybettywhite? #bettywhite

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And Lockhart Brownlie stood with one.

? #aboutlastnight #amandalepore #battlehymn ?: @marco_ovando

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Sachin Bhatt found his mood light.

MOOD ?: @timothyjoelwright

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Tyson Beckford returned after a three-week hiatus (thank god) with a shirtless selfie.

Lokies Khan turned 25!

I turn a quarter-century old today, and Snoozie also turns 3 this month! I can't believe it, I was 16 just yesterday and now I've aged into my fucking mid-twenties. Sigh. My birthday wish for myself is simple: To be healthy, fitter and fearless. Imma go big and bold, bang on every door and chase my dreams like never before. I wanna achieve greater financial stability and I'm gonna see New York City this year. I shall find the god in me and I will love me so fiercely. I also vow to stay single. It's my first birthday as a single lady after 5 years, and I couldn't be happier. Because romance is dead and boys are stupid, as was I the last decade half. I won't let anybody dampen my birthday because he's angry with mom, mope about having no friends and make it about himself. Here's to never getting held back by someone ever again, and looking 13 forever. x To my dearest Snoozie ?, I love you so much, you fucking bitch. ?? Happy birth-month to you too. #birthday #selfie #Snooziethecat #vscocam

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Michael B. Jordan hit the gym shirtless.

Still working…

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Eliad Cohen was a momma’s boy.

It doesn't matter how old you are, you will always be her baby! #Mom

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Matt Lister posed for Kaltblut magazine.

Drag Race Pit Crew member Bryce Eilenberg channeled Marky Mark.

Kevin Hart chilled in bed.

Ezra Miller opened his coat.

Walter Savage channeled Flashdance.

Six three two hundred.

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Bryshere Gray nailed some new choreo.

•Boot Camp• #NewEditionStory

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Chris Pratt hilariously narrated another photo shoot.

Chris Salvatore and Norma made the news!

I hope this little update will bring some sunshine to your rainy day here in La. We are reaching the 2 month mark since my neighbor Norma has come home from the hospital and I am so happy to share that she is continuing to prove the doctors and nurses wrong by continuing to THRIVE! To prolong the remaining funds to prevent her from having to be moved into a county facility, Norma and I have decided to move her into my apartment across the hall where she now has her own beautiful room and bathroom! She loves it! I do most of my work at home so I am here most of the time to care for her so it only made sense to the both of us. She is my adopted grandmother and I am her grandson she never had. 🙂 We will still have caregivers coming in to care for her as well as her weekly hospice visits from the nurses and doctors. I just wanted to let you all know Norma loves reading your comments and I seriously think all the support and love is keeping her healthy. Now who wants to come to dinner? ?#myneighbornorma… I mean #myroomatenorma ?

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Harry Louis teased his new underwear collection.

Aaand…. baby Steve Grand! Aww!

Bunny (September 2003 – January 21, 2017) This morning we said goodbye to our beloved Bunny. She passed peacefully with all 5 of her people around her. She was diagnosed with inoperable cancer 3 weeks ago, but thanks to modern medicine, we were blessed with more time, and she was able to live happy and pain-free up until last night, when it had become clear that her little body and the Prednisone she was on, could not fight back the cancer any longer. She came into our lives at a special and pivotal time for our family. For me: I was 13 and the news of my sexuality had began to put a strain on our family, as we struggled to reconcile our faith and core values with my identity. Bunny was the warm, furry, tail-wagging glue that held us together. Our mutual love of her was the undeniable bond between us. BunBun, I am forever grateful to you for the 13 years of the unconditional love that poured out of you, for bringing our family closer together, and for the warmth and joy you brought into all our lives. I loved you even when you scratched on my door "early" in the "morning" until I let you in to jump on my bed and snuggle up to me. I wouldn't trade any minute of any of the times we shared for anything in the world. Thank you, sweet girl.

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