If 25-year-old actor Adam Woodward came running up to you all wet and shiny in the rain to say you dropped your glove, how would you reply?
A.) “Well, it’s useless now with all your germs all over it, so keep it”;
B.) “I have a can of mace in my attaché, and I’m not afraid to use it”;
C.) “What kind of line is that? Get better game, charlatan”;
D.) “That’s not the glove I’m interested in seeing you put on.” [languidly sips strawful of soda]
E.) “Oh, thaaa–” [Truck runs you over.]
While you grapple with the correct answer — it’s “A,” by the way — we’ll fill you in on some pertinent details: The hallucinatory fever dream of perfect manhood can currently be seen on the British Channel 4 soap opera “Hollyoaks,” where you can see quite a bit of him and become a better person because of it.
Here… totally become that better person, courtesy of us:
Wait, hold it. The intellectual adventure is far from over.
Here’s the part where we ransack his Instagram account:
Feeling truly honoured and blessed to have been nominated for @insidesoapmagazine sexiest male. Thank you so much to everyone there and everyone who has shown me support since joining the cast. You're all super stars and I appreciate all of you ?? link to vote will be posted in my bio, id love you guys to drop me a vote if you can! Remember to vote for all things @hollyoaksofficial while you're there ? Photo taken by @kerryspicerphotography #actor #insidesoapawards #hollyoaks
No, you guys are totally right. He’s a grotesque miscreant.