Jwan Yosef’s short shorts, Matt Lister’s drill, & Matthew Wilkas’ chest hair

This week the American Idol judges were gagged by drag queen Ada Vox, Joy Reid was outed as a homophobe, and the anti-gay pizzeria that prompted Indiana’s “religious freedom” law finally closed its doors for good. Here’s what happened on Instagram:

Jwan Yosef soaked up the sun.

Sky’s out, Thighs out ??

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Jaimie Wilson flexed in the elevator.

Carson Jones was kissed by a seal.

Antoni Porowski lounged in his underwear…

…and landed the cover of Gay Times.

Derrick Gordon went into beast mode.

Beast Mode ?

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Benjamin Melzer had coffee in bed.

Matt Lister assembled furniture.

Laith Ashley sold his underwear.

Ricky Whittle hit the sauna.

William Shewfelt made a new friend.

Ryan Phillippe joined a fight club.

fite klubb

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Simon Dunn had a victory kiss.

Victory kiss. ?: @matt_jme

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Fredrik Eklund went kayaking.


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Yona Knight-Wisdom hung out in Dubai.

Tom Daley broke the rules.


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Eliad Cohen threw a pool party.

Dwayne Johnson had a baby.

Skin to skin. Our mana. Blessed and proud to bring another strong girl into this world. Tiana Gia Johnson came into this world like a force of nature and Mama @laurenhashianofficial labored and delivered like a true rockstar. I was raised and surrounded by strong, loving women all my life, but after participating in baby Tia’s delivery, it’s hard to express the new level of love, respect and admiration I have for @laurenhashianofficial and all mamas and women out there. Word to the wise gentlemen, it’s critical to be by your lady’s head when she’s delivering, being as supportive as you can.. holding hands, holding legs, whatever you can do. But, if you really want to understand the single most powerful and primal moment life will ever offer – watch your child being born. Its a life changer and the respect and admiration you have for a woman, will forever be boundless. And to my third and youngest daughter, Tiana Gia – like I did when your two older sisters Simone Alexandra and Jasmine Lia were born, you have my word, I’ll love, protect, guide and make ya laugh for the rest of my life. Your crazy dad has many responsibilities and wears many hats in this big ol’ world, but being your dad will always be the one I’m most proud to wear. Oh and one more thing.. you’re gonna love rollin’ in daddy’s pick up truck. #TianaGiaJohnson? #3rdDaughter #BlessesAndGratefulMan #ImInTROUBLE

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Matthew Wilkas was Andy Cohen‘s guest bartender.

Pietro Boselli rode a jetski.

Sardegna ?

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Xavier Dolan took a dip in the pool.

Y’en Napa d’problèmes……..

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Harry Shum Jr. worked his arms.

Colby Keller declared “sex is a way to spiritual transcendence.”

Tommy DiDario quenched his thirst.

Brian Justin Crum found a tree.

Oh look, a tree!

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Maluma performed shirtless.

Que noche #ElPaso???? #FAMEtour

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Milan Christopher ran Runyon Canyon.


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Sam Stanley explored Italy.

Simon Sherry-Wood put his shoes on.

Thank God I remembered to put shoes on…..?: @marco_ovando #TBT

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And Terry Miller stood underwater.

Photo and briefs by @mrturk.

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