This week Ellen DeGeneres kowtowed to homophobia, millennials opened up about “romansturbation,” more Bird Box memes came in droves, and Celine Dion felt the hell out of her oats at Lady Gaga‘s new Vegas residency. Heres what happened on Instagram:

Darren Young got a special jersey.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsENlM9Aj5Y/

Victor Turpin soaked up the sun.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJUzoXnFMd/

Derrick Gordon showed off.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJuHIdFjU8/

KJ Apa hugged a puppy.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJ26uOl9bZ/

Austin Mahone worked out in public.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsGjzkSHAaC/

Alex Landi landed the cover of Attitude.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsNmwtxAy73/

Mehcad Brooks slept in the jungle.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Br_g_zFBZTI/

Jimmy Fowlie made some money.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsHkOLjg-x8/

Tyler Lepley sat at the mirror.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsOiyhenle9/

Ross Lynch rolled out of bed.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Br_XvAWga8N/

Matthew Camp ushered in 2019.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsDuq2PFJKP/

Eliad Cohen stretched out.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsBFuoql2jm/

Jake Miller did some sit ups.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsHLlKNA_Zl/

Ronnie Woo had carbs.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsB-koOnT5q/

Cristiano Ronaldo tested the water.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsP4tmrg_eM/

Jake Shears thanked his fans.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsElYxSgKzH/

Antoni Porowski spent the week in Puerto Rico.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsB5iZGH3Am/

Locky Brownlie caught a wave.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsEJkw3AUAY/

Wilson Cruz relaxed.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJai5qHijw/

Robbie Rogers took a nap.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Br-kjkUBAdE/

Titanius Maximus gave a tease.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsL9-l0Hrp9/

Willie Gomez turned 29.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Br9kELyhhRG/

Dan Reynolds hit the gym.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJFl6bB086/

Ben Platt got kissed by a seal.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Br-4DkzBFug/

Alan Bersten chased trains.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Br_awc4HrVD/

Tommy Dorfman lifted his shirt.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJf2WkFKwR/

Jack Falahee took a dip.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsHKsSBBlMA/

Noah Centineo posed for W.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsLqBJkA4w3/

Maluma got burned.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsG3WLeHInM/

Andy Cohen met Teresa at the beach.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJeLpxFRE8/

David McIntosh wore a crop top.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsOcoysBQfu/

Josh Cuthbert tried swinging.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsBfwCmlQk2/

And Max Emerson had a pillow fight.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsI1ittnw44/

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